Imagine spending a lovely day with two friends - breakfast at a place called Wild Eggs, sharing stories, laughing, giving a few bucks to the Horseshoe Casino penny slots, and upon arriving home and going downstairs to let the dog outside . . . . . . . . .
IN MY LAUNDRY ROOM!
We're talking on the floor . . . . . . on the walls . . . . . on the window . . . . . on the cabinets . . . . . . on the dryer . . . . . .
I had no idea what they were, or where they were coming from! Your brain doesn't work when you see something that gross! I didn't know what to do first. Stepping on them didn't kill them, I was afraid to spray the entire room with the only thing I had - wasp spray!
I gathered up all the rugs and threw them outside, shut the door so they couldn't go in the family room, and started smashing them with a paper towel. Yes, I am woman, hear me roar!
What seemed like hours later, I was sweating profusely, and feeling like they were crawling all over me! When I went outside, I saw the Head Mama Ant trying to get in the window - probably to protect her 2,000 wailing children.
Did you hear me roar? I smacked her with the pooper scooper. And then ran to get the camera! After all, that is some good blogworthy stuff!