Everything that was wrong about tonight's Dancing with the Stars show:
1. Cloris Leachman getting another chance to attempt to dance.
2. Samantha's backstage interviews.
3. Nine and ten year old kids dancing like adults.
4. Leo's female back-up dancers' outfits.
5. Who is Leo, and do you call that singing?
6. Seven men in ugly pants with no shirts stomping around the floor.
7. Samantha thinking those seven men in ugly pants with no shirts were hot.
8. Lance's eye make-up.
9. Susan Lucci's boobs.
10. The jeweled thingy the female singer in the band wears on her forehead - okay, I know she wasn't on tonight, but it still is all wrong.
The best thing about the show tonight was the campaign ads!
P.S. Another show that I saw for five minutes that I'll never get back was Opportunity Knocks. I pray they never knock at my door!