While in the car this afternoon, I heard on the radio that Ringo Starr will not be accepting any requests for autographs after October 20.
Apparently, he has "too much to do"! Anything with that date on it will be "tossed"!
Well, guess what, Ringo Starr? We all have "too much to do" too, and we could really care less about getting your autograph! What do you think about them apples? And while we're at it, we won't have enough time to buy anything with your name on it either!
Hey, Ringo, did you ever wonder why you are famous in the first place? Nice way to thank the fans who have kept you stinkin' rich all these years!
And on a positive note, gas is $2.99! Woo hoo - doin' the happy dance - who thought you would get excited about $2.99 gas?
Here's my autograph, for anyone who wants it!