Ted had a similar old lady in his neighborhood. She gave out popcorn balls. And you had to come in the house and answer a million questions first. All he wanted to do was get around the neighborhood at least twice before he had to get home.
Ahhh, the good 'ole days!
I'll be the witch sitting on the front porch handing out candy tonight. Of course, it all has to be wrapped candy because of the idiots who spoiled Halloween. And the kids will all be accompanied by their parents because of the idiots who spoiled Halloween. And you can't ask too many personal questions because of the paranoid parents.
And the kids will try to con me out of more than what I give them. Because trick-or-treaters on Halloween never change - no matter what the year!
P.S. If you're a kid living in Florida, you'll want to definitely stop by my friend's house for some of her awesome candy!